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Joke of the Day

"Why do you never see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it."

"What do you call a serial bail man. Cereal flakes"

"4 queers walk into a biker bar..... One was an Indian One was a construction worker One was a cop and the Other was a Cowboy. Biker Says: ""is the YMCA closed?"""

"Official Pirate Week! 19/5-25/5 It seems as if we're doing pirates, so we might as well have an official pirate week. Normal jokes are ok, but also lots of Pirate themed ones. Arrrbitrary Piratejokes!"

"[Restaurant] Me: I know in your profile it said you were small but I didn[my date falls into her soup]"

"What's 12 inches long and white? Nothing."

"The next iPhone will be without a... Screen. You can buy a wireless screen. We are removing it because it's bulky and old."

"China has a Great Wall And they have barely any Mexicans"

"[stunned, eyes lock, a smile exchanged, and I knew it was kismet] *hands cash to lady Ma'am my baby isn't for sale. I SAID I'LL TAKE TWO!!"

"What do prison and the Caps Lock button have in common? They both turn ""o"" into an ""O""."