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Joke of the Day

"Probably drank too much coffee this morning. Probably drank too much. Probably too much coffee. Drank too much. Coffee. Probably."

"A deer stumbles out of the forest and says ""that's the last time I do that for two bucks."""

"I went to get a physical the other day... And the doctor told me that I had to stop masturbating. Shocked, I asked him ""why?"" He said I had to stop because he was giving me a physical."

"I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first."

"Knock knock anti-joke Knock knock Who's there? Not Adolf Hitler . . ."

"2005: We want cell phones to be so tiny 2015: We want cell phones the size of the big rib from the Flintstones intro that tips the car over"

"I asked my Pharmacist for advice on telling a rash joke.. he told me to make it topical."

"3 guys walk into a bar The 4th one ducks."

"Did you know Han Solo had an employment agency? Han Jobs"

"Whats the difference between Bob Marley and Heracles? Heracles beat Cancer"