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Joke of the Day
"Did you know Han Solo had an employment agency? Han Jobs"
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"(pretending to be well-read to impress a girl) War and Peace? Yeah I loved that one ""What was your favorite part?"" I'd have to say the Peace"
"So I phoned the Amputee Hotline the other day I got cut-off."
"I just found spaghetti in our heating ducts if any of you were thinking of having children."
"Who is ""back at it again with the white vans?"" pedophiles."
"Sometimes I find myself feeling hopeful for the future of the human race but then I remember there are grown men who like My Little Pony."
"How did the hipster burn his mouth? HE drank coffee before it was cool, man"
"Soccer player calls his wife after a game... Player: ""I scored two goals!!"" Wife: ""Great! What was the end scored?"" Player: ""1:1"""
"What do you call a Mexican in quick sand? Quatro Sinko"
"What disease do basement dweller mosquitos give you? M'laria"