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"Did you know Han Solo had an employment agency? Han Jobs"
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"How does a Marxist jack off? By seizing the means of reproduction."
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"Didn't think these orthopedic shoes would work, but I stand corrected."
"What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper? Ruff!"
"god: go to earth jesus: why god: i have a plan jesus: is it a nice plan god: it's a plan"
"I found out why amphibious cars never caught on. They were always getting toad."
"If an officer... Ever wants you to say the alphabet backwards, just say ""het tebahpla"""
"just applied for health insurance & boy r my arms tired! *quote goes up to $330/month* noooo it was a joke I'm a jokeman on Twitter *$3000*"