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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between Bob Marley and Heracles? Heracles beat Cancer"
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"Don't worry, Donald Trump will declare bankruptcy and start a new country."
"I hate when my congressman emails me to ""take action"" on an issue. Dude, you're the one in congress, you do something."
"When singers at concerts hold out the mic for the audience to sing, it's like what am i, your maid"
"Somebody gets stabbed in London every 57 seconds. Poor bastard."
"Farts are the air to my throne."
"""Guess what!"" ""What?"" ""I went clubbing and did the Bus Driver last night!"" ""Oh I love that dance move!"" ""It's a dance move?"""
"What's just as uncomfortable cold, as it is warm? A public toilet seat."
"Wife: that's never going to work Husband: you're so negative, Sandra W: you're planting bird seeds H: LET ME GROW MY BIRDS, WOMAN"
"Why areAfrican Americans high jumpers? Because when da white boy whipping dem, they'd jump really high from the pain like from Tom and Jerry"