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Joke of the Day

"Banana Oh, no there isn't a joke here. I just thought if I said ""Banana"" it would sound apeeling."

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing...They're both stuck up cunts."

"The woman next to me on this roller-coaster won't stop screaming and shouting. It's like she's never seen a penis before."

"Ice is a lot like girls They both get wet when you eat them"

"What do you call a Mexican with small muscles? No whey Jose."

"If the answer to all questions is yes, so why not?"

"*wife offers me a sip of her water* m: Am I gonna catch what you have? w: No m: w: m: Are you sur- w: You're not going to get my period!"

"It's so freeing to be single again because now I can finally catch up on all the things I've been meaning to do like being really lonely."

"Have you heard about President Clinton's plan to secretly bomb eastern Ukraine? He called it the ""Donetsk, Don't Tell"""

"Turning 30 is like fucking your sister Your dad wishes he could do it again."