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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock anti-joke Knock knock Who's there? Not Adolf Hitler . . ."
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"HumansTM they start off corded but convert to wireless easily"
"When you think your life couldn't be any more pathetic, remember some people have more than 1 Facebook account."
"There are three kinds of people in the world... ...Those who can count, and those who can't."
"On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky... how much do you like kids?... Somewhere around a Ronald McDonald, I pretend to like them but slowly kill them with diabetes"
"Doctor: ""It's bad news, you have cancer and Alzheimer's."" Patient: ""Oh well, it could be worse - at least I don't have cancer."""
"What do you call a blond woman who dyes her hair brown? Her name, you asshole."
"favorite pick up line hey babe, are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special"
"How do pianists remember which groceries to buy? They use a Chopin Liszt!"
"I found out about you from my last nightmare."