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Joke of the Day
"""No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying."""
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"Whats the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock down your throat."
"Have you heard the joke about the 13-inch ruler? Never mind. It's too long."
"Arnold Schwarzenegger just announced he's giving up the limelight to go back to his first love, pest control. He's an ex-terminator now."
"I've got an old condom joke I wanted to share on Reddit with you guys... ...but it's already been used once."
"If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian... then soviet"
"Sometimes I really miss you (my ex)... Then I remember I have a hand and the internet."
"I always dream about her every morning ""because i usually sleep in morning classes"""
"As the zombies swarm, I ask for one last selfie. By the time they realise their dead flesh won't activate the touch screen, I'm long gone."
"This year I got my wife the Baking Bible for Christmas because last year I got her the Baking Quran, which really blew up in my face."