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Joke of the Day

"I've got an old condom joke I wanted to share on Reddit with you guys... ...but it's already been used once."

"What do a call a fish with no eyes A blind fish"

"I finally told her those three magical words every woman wish to hear.. I give up!"

"Where do dogs shop for groceries? Wagmans."

"If you're gonna by me a drink..... You better at least push my stool in!"

"Accidentally ate the sticker on my apple. This wouldn't have happened if it had been a Snickers."

"3 Old Women and a Flasher Three old women are sitting on a park bench when a man comes by and flashes them. Two of them have a stroke, and the third one couldn't reach."

"Dear sneeze, if you're gonna happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and then just leave."

"What is ISIS' favourite OS? Windows XPlosion"

"Gluten-free, low salt, no sugar all-natural whole grain bread? The only thing ""natural"" about this product is the urge to get away from it."