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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock down your throat."

"Lions sleep 18 hrs a day.. If hard work is the secret to success , then donkeys would have been the kings of jungle!"

"Which November holiday is a weed smoker's favorite? Danksgiving."

"Haven't seen any UFOs lately. Wondering if the galaxy is downsizing their space programs too."

"A blonde hears a guy telling blond jokes... She says ""i'm blond, and that's very insulting."" Guy says, ""alright, I'll repeat it slowly."""

"I couldn't remember what time the sun was set to rise this morning. But then it dawned on me."

"People are often shocked when I tell them I'm single because I scream it at them while sliding open their shower curtain."

"Why were the Indians here first? Because they had reservations."

"Some say Obama is the biggest liar of all time.. I say, the person who chose the spelling of, ""Colonel"" is the biggest liar of all time"

"Stand Up Comedy! (You add to other people's jokes in the comments) One guy comments about a joke below, and everybody else will add on to the joke or just relate to it in a comical way. Have fun !"