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Joke of the Day

"what comes after the bar? f. as in barf because drinking can make people barf .. f could also mean fuck because drinking can make people fuck that is all"

"I became a vegan yesterday... ...but I tell you, it was a missed-steak."

"Don't forget to get married because a non-existent supreme being wants you to go against your primal nature."

"So my friend gave me half a pie... So i said, ""No that's one pi"""

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that Subway is healthy."

"bones found on the moon..... ....apparently the cow didn't make it ?"

"A Latvian dies No potato for Styx-cross Kicked off Styx cross boat Now no potato, and is dark. Also cold. Did really die? Or malnourish hallucination?"

"How I pissed off my girlfriend during sex. I called her."

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who do and those who dont"

"You're riding a horse, a giraffe is running next to you and a lion is chasing you. What do you do? Get your drunk as off the carousel."