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Joke of the Day

"bones found on the moon..... ....apparently the cow didn't make it ?"

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"The door to door bible people just skipped my house! See, all it takes is trying to kiss the guy and he wont be back (until 3am)"
"Wanna hear a joke about the OP that actually delivered?"
"An original joke. Sorry, wrong subreddit."
"You know how I deal with migraines? I store them in migranary."
"if you haven't been called a racist on the internet you haven't been using the internet"
"I love how insurance companies offer ""accident forgiveness"" like they're some sort of ancient deity pardoning your existence."
"Harrison Ford has broken his ankle. There will now be a new Star Wars cast."
"Confucius say: It is good if boy meets girl in park... It is better if boy parks meat in girl."
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