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Joke of the Day
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that Subway is healthy."
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"How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It doesn't matter they don't have any power."
"A tragic haiku hipsters panicking need a new pretentious food quinoa's too mainstream"
"I think the worst thing about falling asleep right after sex is that I never manage to get the fish back into the aquarium."
"What did a blonde's mother tell her blonde daughter? If you're not in bed by midnight, come home."
"News: Video of black Baltimore mother beating her rioting son goes viral. She beat him so hard the police gave her a job application."
"Dad: Son do u know why we named you Titanic Hitting an Iceberg? Titanic Hitting an Iceberg: Because I w Dad: BECAUSE YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT"
"How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash."
"My favorite one liner Using single ply toilet paper is the best way of getting in touch with your inner self."
"I have the dance moves of a dog with mittens on its paws."