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Joke of the Day

"So my friend gave me half a pie... So i said, ""No that's one pi"""

"1 Bitcoin = 19.62 USD. What does it say about your economy when imaginary internet money is worth more than your ""Real World Money""?"

"*sniffs date's hair* [later on in ambulance] ""no, it's my fault for not mentioning I'm allergic to japanese cherry blossoms"""

"John McAfee's doing paper work to become president... Time for America to become bloated and slow..."

"It's ironic that so many NASCAR fans are afraid of other races."

"What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production? Role tied."

"What is the difference between Usian Bolt and Hitler ? Usian Bolt can finish a race."

"So Fabio is endorsing a new line of Fleshlights They're calling them ""I can't believe it's not butt."""

"A guy calls his boss and asks ""What's the difference between this morning and your wife?"" ""I'm not coming in *this morning*"""

"Today the world has lost a great leader who ruled with an iron fist. Mrs.Brady you will be missed... (some guy named Fidel Castro died too)"