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Joke of the Day

"You're riding a horse, a giraffe is running next to you and a lion is chasing you. What do you do? Get your drunk as off the carousel."

"In the beginning ... God created the world, and rested. Then God created man, and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested."

"What's the difference between you and an egg? The egg actually gets laid!"

"How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction? It turns out, it's not very hard at all"

"What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears? 9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)"

"What do you call a country full of people who throw garbage on the street, while repeating consonant sounds? A litter nation."

"What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool? Scottsdale."

"There are three fourth graders, a white boy, a black boy, and an asian boy. Who have the biggest dick? The black kid. Cause he's 21. People here get butthurt by the simplest jokes. Good lord."

"Did you hear that France changed their flag? It is now just White"

"""I think I have ADHD, doc"" why? ""I keep forgetting where I parked my Ford"" that's not- ""yeah I keep losing my Focus"" get out of my office"