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Joke of the Day

"I stayed at my girlfriends house the other day but her dad wouldn't let us sleep together Which was a shame because he's really fit"

"Did you hear about the Native American man who drank 200 cups of tea? He nearly drowned in his own teepee."

"What's big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass? A monster trying to get rid of hiccups."

"We never knew he was always drunk... ...until he showed up to work sober."

"What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread? I don't dough!"

"Why couldn't the restaurant patron get into his car? He had Gnocchi."

"The Laser Weapon by Ray Gunn"

"The American flag Red with blood Blue with tears White with privilege"

"I used to have a fat joke with good taste but your mom ate it."

"What's black and white and has a dirty name? Sister Mary Fuckface"