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Joke of the Day
"Where do pigs park their cars? A porking lot."
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"I like my coffee like I like my women Full of my own semen."
"What do they call me in prison? Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell"
"Needles What are dull needles good for? Nothing, they're pointless."
"A group of people asked me to make a joke about barometers but I couldn't handle the pressure"
"Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball? He denied Jesus 3 times"
"What will they call Bruce Jenner after the final sex-change operation? Sluice"
"Which element of the Periodic Table is the poorest? Antimony. ^I'm ^so ^sorry..."
"A roofer is working on a house and falls through the ceiling and the people on the inside say, ""nice of you to drop in."""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arnold ! Arnold who ? Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !"