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Joke of the Day

"Why don't Gingers go to the dentist? They are already aware of their corrosive gingivitis."

"The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart."

"You wanna hear the best joke of the year? Your belt size."

"Winter is great because it gets dark earlier and you can get a head start on your shady activities."

"Crazy but true: Over 80 percent of twins seperated at birth have the same exact birthday."

"I hear Chikfila is becoming more PC... They now have transtender bathrooms."

"If I hit snooze 3 times it should automatically send an email to my boss saying I'll be out sick."

"Happy new year everyone! Sorry, I'm a premature congratulator."

"Did you hear about the short sighted circumsizer? He got the sack"

"*christopre walken givig tour of apt* this is my.. walken closet. and these boots. these boots were made.. *long unecesary pause* for walken"