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Joke of the Day
"Firemen are always really friendly, until they figure out it was you that started the fire."
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"Fox news in four words: ""I'm not racist, but..."""
"Knot Knot Who's there? Rope! Rope who? Rope Houdini use to tie himself up with!"
"You have to admire husband's focus as he plays on his iPad while I furiously chop carrots tapping out ""I hate you"" in morse code w my knife."
"What did Donald Trump say to the thieving immigrant at the RNC? Great speech sweetheart!"
"Did you here about the woman who got attacked by a gang of mimes? They performed unspeakable acts on her."
"What kind of oranges do you take on a boat? Naval oranges. I'm^so^sorry."
"A mathematician walks into a bar There are now two counters"
"I once dated a midget... I was nuts over her"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Abbey ! Abbey who ? Abbey stung me on the nose !"