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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] 3 people having se... 3 people having sex is called threesome 2 people having sex is called twosome So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', dont take it as a compliment!"

"What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick? The brick will eventually get laid."

"How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again."

"Why did the clown refuse to juggle? He didn't have the balls to do it."

"It takes more muscles to frown than to smile. I've learned to hate fun because I want a super buff face."

"*live news report - You survived a fall of thousands of feet... - Yes. - Parachute failed? - Parachute? Haha. No. It was raining centipedes."

"DATE: *sighs* You said you were a professional body builder. ME: I am! I make prosthetics. Ha ha! And funny jokes! Wait where are you going?"

"There are drunk bikers. There are old bikers. There are NO old, drunk bikers."

"Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party He was looking for a tight seal"

"I missed a question on my biology exam today. The question was ""what are commonly found in cells?"" I guess ""black people"" wasn't the right answer."