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"Where do drinks go on vacation? Coaster Rica"
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"What did Salt 'N' Pepa say to the nosey chemist? ""It's none of your Bismuth!"" Sorry."
"What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time? Quantum Mechanics."
"I am not a vegetarian because i love animals but i am a vegetarian because i hate plants"
"[NSFW] Why does a walrus love Tupperware? Because he's always looking for a tight seal."
"How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with, ""A man once told me..."""
"What does a cat call a bowl of mice ? A purrfect meal !"
"Why God impregnated Mary? Because instead of ""Oh Joseph! Cum in me!"", Mary said ""Oh God! Cum in me!"""
"What does a painter do when he gets cold? Puts on another coat."
"My car is so shitty, one time I fixed it with a coat hanger. Goes to show that those things can BRING life too."