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Joke of the Day

"How did Matthew McConaughey masturbate after breaking his left arm? All right all right all right."

"What's a dancer's favorite type of water? Tap water"

"A man was masturbating for 48 days straight until finally he blew his load It was a long time coming."

"We built this city on rock n roll, bits of hair, couple of pieces of carpet we found. It's a horrible place to live honestly."

"The phrase ""Getting nickeled and dimed"" hasn't kept up with inflation... We're definitely getting dollared now."

"When I realized my boyfriend said we should 'break up' & not 'break dance', I was sad, but also relieved."

"Q: What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car? A: Flatman and Ribbon"

"I tried to tell my son the joke about the donkey eating corn. He said he didn't want to hear another corny ass joke out of me."

"I used to be addicted to soap... but now I'm clean."

"What is a Men's Rights activist's idea of foreplay? Trying to argue a prostitute into accepting a credit card."