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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my Scotch. Noice."
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"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."
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"What's a dyslexic stoner's favorite phone brand? HTC."
"People who write hai and bai, wai?"
"What did the host of an orgy say to his guests? I'm glad you all came!"
"I do less before 9AM than most people don't do all day."
"How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? About 8000"
"My answer to most questions is an intelligible grunt, a flustered pointing motion, & a 3 hour nap."
"Did you hear the Energizer bunny got arrested? He was charged with battery."