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Joke of the Day

"My original account got suspended for aggressive behavior and they haven't even seen me in bed yet."

"What came first, the hen or the egg? The rooster. ;)"

"What's the difference between a pianist and a penis? One tickles the ivories and one tickles the ovaries."

"A bottle of Rum goes up to a bottle of Vodka... ...and says, ""I'm stronger than you!"" Bottle of Vodka rolls up his sleeves and says ""Proof it"""

"Did you hear Ben and Jerry's are naming a flavor in honor of Jerry Sandusky? They are calling it Raspberry Turnover"

"Why do the French stink? So blind people can hate them too"

"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""9/11"" ""9/11 who?"" ""you said you'd never forget"" =("

"If Michael Moore was a conservative... ...he'd be Donald Trump."

"If I knew then what I know now, I would have been a really creepy, sexually frustrated toddler."

"The most offensive jokes thread? I'll start What is the difference between chopping up a baby and an onion? - chopping up an onion makes you cry."