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Joke of the Day
"I don't think we should be to worried if Trump gets elected Politicians never keep their word"
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"I hate when people try to start conversations while waiting for a urinal Why don't people mind their P's and Q"
"""I broke my arm!"" Said Napoleon Bone apart"
"What's the difference between acne and a catholic priest The acne waits till your thirteen to cum on your face..."
"Would you like to hear a Helen Keller joke? So would she."
"Dentist: ""You don't need to open your mouth any wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand outside."""
"According to the 19 citations I got for trespassing and peeping, ""neighborhood watch"" isn't what I thought it was"
"What do you call a blind german? A not-see (Nazi)."
"What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Wa-TA"
"[Spoiler] Mark Hamill Star Wars joke Mark Hamill is such a loser he didn't even get a single word in the new Star Wars"