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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a blind german? A not-see (Nazi)."
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"Oh, you wash your clothes each time you wear them? Well la de da, your majesty."
"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was out-standing in his field"
"I was woken on the plane by a panicky stewardess That's how i lost my job as a pilot."
"(From my 7 year old) Why should you never give Queen Elsa a balloon? Because she'll just let it go."
"Hey tampon makers, can I get a silent tampon wrapper please? Sounds like I'm opening a bag of Sun Chips up in here."
"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles!"
"My wife accused me of pedophilia... So I dropped her right back in her stroller, and walked out."
"Sometimes the smartest thing you can do is play dumb."
"Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ? There was some money in the kitty !"