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Joke of the Day

"I hate when people try to start conversations while waiting for a urinal Why don't people mind their P's and Q"

"What do you call a broken statue with nice tits? A busted busty bust."

"[birdwatching] Ah, let us behold the majesty of the Bald eagle. And let us acknowledge the social awkwardness of the Combover eagle."

"I asked my dad if he liked his haircut... He said he didn't at first but it's growing on him."

"How do ducks fly high? They use quack!"

"A look into the mind of women..."

"Jajajajajajaja is either a Mexican laughing or a German having sex."

"funny Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter? A: It's too far to walk."

"How do you stop a ginger from drowning? You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it."

"Dorito its life. I was eating doritos and my nouse started itching out of nowhere so i picked my nouse and now all i smell its doritos"