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Joke of the Day
"How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke? WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it..."
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"Stereotyping people because of their religion is not nice. Whether they be a Christian, a Jew, a Buddhist, a Hindu, an Atheist, or a terrorist."
"How many Trump campaign managers does it take to change a lightbulb? Hopefully not very many because they keep getting fired."
"Poo jokes. I do, do them Not my go to joke type, not bad for a number two though"
"Why are shopaholics so hard to help? They can be very ""clothes""-minded about the problem."
"""Wow! Go show your mommy!"" -what I say to any child talking to me for more than 11 seconds."
"Why did the guy stick guano up his butt? Cause he was batshit crazy"
"When my boss is in town, I set out pictures of kids on my desk. They aren't my kids but he'd never fire a Mom of seven, right?"
"What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion? Anta-Seltzer!"
"whats a pimps favorite cereal? cheeryhoes"