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Joke of the Day

"Dentist: ""You don't need to open your mouth any wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand outside."""

"Statistics say that 1/3 of people cheat in their relationships Which got me thinking, Is it my wife or is it my girlfriend who is cheating?"

"What does the educated owl say? Whom"

"I'm despondent. I'm chained to the phone charger. It's so fucking landline."

"What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter? Anna May"

"When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head."

"I'm very keen I could tell he was bald at the drop of a hat."

"Happy times with grandma One day I was eating my grandma out. Suddenly I tasted horse semen. ""I thought"" Oh yeah, that's how she died."

"My favorite oxymorons: 1. Jumbo shrimp. 2. Act natural. 3. Boneless ribs. 4. Civil war. 5. Freezer burn. 6. Adult male. 7. Happy marriage."

"What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store? Luters"