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Joke of the Day
"""I broke my arm!"" Said Napoleon Bone apart"
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"Why Weren't There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages? No one could perform the execution well enough."
"""I hate the last two minutes of everything."" - DVR"
"Hows a forwardly plural Hitler hailed as? Shitler"
"In 2010 the Apple CEO came to my house and started taking my cleaning supplies.. Bloody Jobs, stealing my polish!"
"What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention? You just Amblein."
"Patient: ""Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."" Doctor: ""Next time, take off the candles."""
"Air Bud seems like a great movie, until you realize some poor kid was cut from the team to make room on the roster for a golden retriever"
"Syria has appealed for international assistance today, after a boatload of 500 Greeks arrived seeking a better life."
"Obi-wan: It's over Anakin! I have the high ground! Anakin:*Force pushes him out of the way* Obi-wan: Damn that completely obvious solution"