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Joke of the Day
"The missus just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the roof."
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"""Hey Cyclops are you still dating Jean?"" ""No Storm, we broke up. You could say she's my..."" *lowers sunglasses* *eye beams obliterate Storm*"
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"Have you heard about the guy who got frozen to the absolute freezing point? Don't worry, he's 0K now."
"Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies? So that they don't get mistaken for feminists"