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Joke of the Day

"The missus just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the roof."

"Survey Says A survey found that 20% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house, and 80% kiss their house goodbye when they leave their wife."

"Why did the nigger walks into a bar? Because the cell doors was still locked"

"If you are getting bald, just rub toilet paper in the affected area and you'll begin to grow hair. Don't believe me? Just take a look to your butthole."

"Two flies are sitting on a toilet. One gets pissed off."

"I don't want to make a political joke It might get elected as president of the United States"

"I've started an elimination diet, It's where I eliminate anyone from my life who talks about their diet."

"Did you hear about all the bears that got laid off from Chanel 6? (xpost /r/BearJokes) Turns out they were bad news bears."

"Jesus and Mohammad are debating religion. Jesus, with a smug smile, says: ""My faith can move the tallest of mountains."" Mohammad confidently replies: ""How well does it do with skyscrapers, brotha?"""

"Finally Gay and Lesbian couples can get married... It's about time they were allowed to be as miserable as the rest of us."