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Joke of the Day
"Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!"
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"I overheard my wife singing in the shower. ""You should go on America's Got Talent,"" I told her. ""I can't sing,"" she replied. I said, ""Exactly."""
"Just used my CVS receipt to build a really cool fort for the kids."
"Police arrested two kids yesterday One was drinking battery acid, the other one eating fireworks. They carged one - and let the other one off."
"Did your world end today? Mayan didn't"
"I like my whiskey like I like my women 18 years old and all mixed up with coke"
"If someone steals my lunch from the fridge at work, I get on the office PA system and do the Liam Neeson speech from Taken."
"5: Mommy said I'm a big boy and can't sleep in her bed anymore Me [sleeping on couch] she's right son"
"What do a good joke and a child with cancer have in common? They never get old."
"How does Peter Pan fly? If someone hit you in the Peter with a Pan, you'd fly too."