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Joke of the Day
"What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine."
Next Joke
"What kind of blood does a born loser have? Typo"
"what's black, white, orange and terrifying? My voters pamphlet."
"It's like my Mom always said FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW:"
"What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer? Shiver me timbers!"
"Cats probably wouldn't need 9 lives if they wore tiny little helmets and didn't smoke cigarettes."
"What do you give to a man that had everything? Antibiotics"
"Why are French guns the best to buy? They've never been fired, and only dropped once."
"We were going to install Underfloor heating... But we got cold feet."
"*high fives self* *misses*"