201961

Joke of the Day

"what's black, white, orange and terrifying? My voters pamphlet."

"""Hey, my eyes are up here! LOL, just kidding, they're everywhere."" - the government"

"I used to think the brain was the most important organ... Then I thought, look what's telling me that"

"Little Johnny complains to mom at home, ""Mom, our teacher really doesn't know anything. He keeps asking us!"""

"You seriously don't want hear my next Fibonacci joke. It's as bad as the previous two combined."

"What's a gay guy's favorite news station? The BBC."

"I spent last night defrosting the fridge. Or ""foreplay"" as she likes to call it."

"Have you ever tried sex when camping? It's fucking intense..."

"I was going to make a joke about Sodium and Hydrogen but NaH"

"Push-up men's underwear. Taking complexes to a whole new level."