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Joke of the Day

"Cats probably wouldn't need 9 lives if they wore tiny little helmets and didn't smoke cigarettes."

"My wife has been helping my neighbor hook up his VCR for 3 hours now. Starting to get suspicious... What kind of monster still has a VCR?"

"If you are cold just stand in a corner They are usually around 90 degrees"

"What's heavier, 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers? Your mother."

"What's white and 12 inches?? Nothing"

"Bought one of those tennis racket looking bug zappers today. My god, where have you been all my life. What fun! Oooh, here comes the dog...."

"I want to get married just so I can throw my wedding ring in anger. I bet it's a lot cooler than aggressively untying a friendship bracelet."

"The Post Script by Adeline Extra"

"Writing a Play I'm gonna write a musical made up of only puns and call it ""A Play On Words"""

"Whoever figured out that you can make cake in a mug in under a minute was probably really going through some shit."