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Joke of the Day

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"Who's Angry in Japan? The director of Life of Pi."

"What do bees use to do their hair? Honeycombs!"

"Two black men jumped off the building. Who reached the ground first? Noone cares."

"Yesterday I was just a dude in a hoody whispering Black Sabbath lyrics to a goat. Today, I am the leader of a petting zoo cult."

"Baby snake (OC) What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom? A momma's boa."

"The best part about this status update is that by the time you've finished reading it you realize that there is absolutely no point to it"

"What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? Dam"

"Did you hear about the Energizer Bunny? A judge charged him with battery."

"I have my own private jet But my mum owns the rest of the jacuzzi."