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Joke of the Day
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"What do you call that useless bit of skin around the vagina? The woman."
"Of all my mistakes, you were the mistakiest"
"I'm doing asbestos I can.. dealing with mesothelioma."
"I like Ohio's abbreviation because any address sounds like you just realized where you are and you're not super pleased about it."
"What do you say to a thin American? ""How's the chemotherapy going?"""
"How do 5 gay men walk? One Direction!"
"Dark humor is like a terrorist attack... the timing needs to be just right."
"I once put a bunch of grapes in a woman's vagina.... She didn't say much, she just let out a little wine."
"Bear mace is like regular mace but you have to buy it at the maul... Thank you for your time."