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Joke of the Day

"What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer? Shiver me timbers!"

"What did the father of a dog family tell his son after he made a racist joke In this family we don't see colors, son."

"Need help with your math homework? Visit mcdonalds.com/careers"

"If you can't tell the difference between a ladel and a spoon Then you're fat."

"Ebola lingers in semen for nine months... I couldn't think of a decent punchline, but there's a winner out there for this headline for sure. . Highest voted comment wins the punchline."

"The best part of waking up is when you say ""fuck it"" and go back to sleep."

"You said you run for fun? You know we have the internet now?"

"Yall wanna hear a joke? Women's rights."

"Knock knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'll never forget"

"I'll never forget my grandad's last words on his deathbed. He said: ""I should never have bought this deathbed. Asking for trouble..."""