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Joke of the Day
"I just got back from a once in a lifetime trip.... ....I'll tell you what, never again"
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"If girls with big boobs work at Hooters Does that mean girls with one leg work at IHOP?"
"Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama? Otherwise it would have been called a teethbrush."
"""Doctor"" said the patient ""I need help! I can't stop acting like a cat!"" ""How long have you had this problem?"" the doctor asked. ""Lest's see"" said the patient ""Mom had the litter in '41"
"Men say they love Asian women but every time I fry up a new boyfriend's cat or dog it's like all the appreciation goes out the window."
"museum guide: america was founded on july 4, 1776 me: [nodding sagely] ah yes so its a Cancer. this explains everythig"
"Still up can't sleep thinking about how i can infuse kush into shampoo"
"What's the difference between roast beef and pea green soup? Anyone can roast beef."
"Whats the Difference between Acne and A priest? Whats the Difference between acne and a priest? Acne wont come on your face unil youre 13."
"I'm not allowed at the gym anymore because I dropped my chili dog on the treadmill"