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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between roast beef and pea green soup? Anyone can roast beef."
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"Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ? Your teeth !"
"What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia? Crimea River"
"I discovered this new drug that makes you indifferent to the world... It's called Crystal Meh."
"Kim Kardashian makes me long for the days when girls like her were hired to show prizes on game shows and we never had to hear them speak."
"Why did the ghost go to rehab? He had a problem with boos."
"What's grosser than gross? 2 eels screwing in a bucket of snot."
"How do you tell the difference between the front and back of a tree? Go to the toilet, because you would never shit in front of a tree."
"What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer? Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle..."
"what tea is hardest to swallow? Reality"