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Joke of the Day

"""Doctor"" said the patient ""I need help! I can't stop acting like a cat!"" ""How long have you had this problem?"" the doctor asked. ""Lest's see"" said the patient ""Mom had the litter in '41"

"A man went to a fish and chip lunch organised by the local monastery... He strolls up to one guy serving, and with a big grin, asks ""Are you the fish friar?"" The guy responds ""No, I'm the chip monk!"""

"So a polar bear walks into a bar... and says, ""I'll have a gin.....and tonic"" The bartender says, ""What's with the big pause?"" And the polar bear says, ""Oh, I've always had them."""

"Why are all black people tall? Because they're negroes!"

"I need a new job. One where I'm always running out the door with my arms flailing and holding a jar screaming ""I GOTTA GET THIS TO THE LAB!"""

"Found The Best 2014 Prank Site Check out this website seriously one of the best websites 2014 filled with all sorts of vines, gags, hidden camera, and pranks for ages...http://superpranktube.com"

"Ladies stop looking for a man to sweep you off your feet. Sweeping is your job."

"Why can you never trust someone that needs to go to the toilet? Because they're full of shit"

"Found out the paper in my favorite jeans is made from hemp. Hashtag Hashtag"

"Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk? Because their wives are driving."