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Joke of the Day

"If girls with big boobs work at Hooters Does that mean girls with one leg work at IHOP?"

"A lot of attractive people are like nice cars with the check engine light on."

"The main reason I got married is that I really hate driving.."

"A pirate walks into a bar with a ships steering wheel in the front of his pants. The bartender asks ""isn't that bothering you?"" The pirate replies ""aye, it be driving me nuts."""

"How do you get a blonde to agree to a threesome? (Oc) Tell her she'll see an Eiffel tower if she does"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ashley ! Ashley who ? Ashley-t's foot !"

"The Biggest Joke of 2016 Mariah Carey's Performance at Dick Clarks Rockin New Years Eve"

"Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout comes home from camp"

"I have never seen the movie Titanic and I never plan to because a friend spoiled the ending for me The boat sinks. Credit to u/Donkey__Xote for this beautiful comment in an r/AskReddit thread"

"What do you call a pirate having sex? A jolly rogering."