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Joke of the Day

"I'm fat, but not accidentally give birth in the Walmart bathroom because I didn't know I was pregnant, fat."

"Compromising with your woman doesn't mean you are wrong & she is right. It only signifies that sex is more important than your ego."

"Excuse me Ladies, but my eyes are up here."

"Why couldn't the joke walk? It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)"

"How do you know you're leading a sad life? When a nymphomaniac tells you ""Let's just be friends."""

"What is round, ticks and if it falls down the clock is broken?"

"Pluto: You dumped me, now all you do is drive by real slow and take pictures"

"Some souls are consumed with what grows in the garden of others and then wonder, why their own does not flourish."

"I didn't like my new haircut But then it grew on me"

"TIL there is a real place called The Cake is a Lie seriously, what do you expect from me?"