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Joke of the Day
"Pluto: You dumped me, now all you do is drive by real slow and take pictures"
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"Obama: we need to create a plan to reduce pollution Biden: *turns from watching captain planet* have you asked the planeteers for help?"
"How many potatoes does it take to kill the Irish? None"
"The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from."
"I promise you that there are three types of people in this world. Those who keep their promises, and those who don't."
"Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience."
"50 years ago, nerds were smart. Now a nerd is just someone who likes Star Wars and eats a lot of cereal."
"What do you call an Asian woman with a white boyfriend? A sex slave."
"What's 12"" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry? A dead baby."
"""How did your grammar competition go?"" I losed"