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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the joke walk? It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)"

"An ice bucket challenge ... But for when teenagers don't want to get out of bed and get ready for school."

"What's the smelliest type of pencil? A #2 pencil"

"A movie about a surfer vs. a shark but instead of going back into the water & fighting the shark & dying, she finds somewhere else to surf."

"Difference between a cow and Russia They both contain Putin..."

"I heard Matt Damon took it real hard when he heard Robin Williams died. I just hope he remembers. It's not your fault. It's not your fault..."

"What kind of elephants live in Antartica ? Cold ones !"

"Donald Trump and I have a lot in common People like him, but nobody knows why"

"It's only TMI if you're ugly."

"How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Five. One."