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Joke of the Day

"A horse, a penguin and a chimp walked into a bar and that's when I realised I was drunk."

"A joke for fall. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell."

"If I had to be in the military I'd probably pick sleeper cell agent cause I get tired a lot"

"I've never tried Frosted Flakes cereal But I've heard great things about it."

"My memory is flawless But my ability to recall is not great"

"What's the difference between a Porsche and a Porcupine? In a Porsche, the pricks are in the inside"

"If The Lego Movie is about anything other than parents walking around and cursing after stepping on Legos, it's not based on a true story."

"Fact: In a survival situation, you can drink your own urine. Fortunately, my wi-fi came back on just as I was filling the cup."

"The embarrassing moment when you bring handcuffs to 'gamenight' and she brings Monopoly."

"**What do you call it when an asian family has a feud** **LONG** division"