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Joke of the Day
"What is round, ticks and if it falls down the clock is broken?"
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"A sausage and an egg in a frying pan..... The sausage says to the egg: 'fucking hell its hot in here.' The egg says to the sausage: 'fucking hell, a talking sausage.'"
"I was texting my friend about why how I loved eating my family and pets. It was then that I learned of the importance of commas."
"Never accept a rap battle from a cricket unless you know more than five words that rhyme with chirp."
"Whats The Diffrence Between A Fridge And A Child The fridge Doesnt Care If You Stick You're Meat In It"
"What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated? Work it out with a pencil"
"What can run out before you've had a chance to use it? Slaves."
"When someone ask me... How are you?... I answer back... You mean in bed?"
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black."
"I'm not sure he understands What The Hell I'm talking about....But.....Since I'm showing cleavage, he's at least listening ;D"