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Joke of the Day
"My sister told me not to post a joke about the WTC. I asked, What Trade Center?"
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"What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine? Hugh Heifer"
"We all know Elton John is amazing on the paino.. But did you know that he sucks on the organ?"
"How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis? You tell me."
"I would make a joke about your mother But cows are sacred in my country."
"Why did the comedian say he preferred his hamburger on a croissant roll? ""Because,"" he said, ""the bun is the lowest form of pastry."""
"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls (bagels get it?)."
"What the Washington Fat Cats don't understand is that when they stopped making Doritos 3D we lost an entire dimension of flavor"
"[high school reunion] ""Hey aren't u the kid who used to lie and throw people under the bus all the time?"" No that was Tyler."
"Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive? Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught."