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Joke of the Day

"[high school reunion] ""Hey aren't u the kid who used to lie and throw people under the bus all the time?"" No that was Tyler."

"Yo mama so fat her nickname is ""Lardo"""

"What is the last thing the host of an orgy says to his guests? Thank you for coming!"

"I'd rather not talk about my aviation pun addiction. It's a soar subject."

"Why does everybody like the mushroom? Because he's a fun guy."

"What's Bill Corby's favorite type of Jello? Grape. The ""G"" is silent. Just like his lovers. Edit: I can't edit the title, I suck at spelling -_- (and proofing)"

"Eating spinach is much like anal sex You won't enjoy it as much as an adult if you are forced to do it as a child."

"Sometimes Jesus appears on toast, sometimes pancakes, sometimes waffles. Always on breakfast food. Why? It's the most important meal."

"Fancy Dress Party tonight. Going as a masturbating guy with Leprosy Hope I can pull it off."

"i don't see why i have to clean the shower. imo it is the shower's job to clean me"