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Joke of the Day

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls (bagels get it?)."

"The fences at the zoo are to keep the animals safe from Chuck Norris."

"Why did Steve fall off the swing? Because he was a potato!"

"The iPhone 7 is an of all trades Sorry, I meant ""jack of all trades"" but there's no more jack."

"""No thanks, I filled up on breadsticks."" - Eve to the Serpent in the Olive Garden of Eden"

"""God is dead."" -Nietzsche ""God is Dad!"" -Jesus ""God IS, dude..."" -Stoners"

"Anyone know any kid-friendly jokes about burgers? Extra points if it can be about a burger monster (don't ask)."

"What do you get when you kill a body of water in a comic book? A Deadpool."

"What did the meter sticks say to the lonely ruler? You just don't belong."

"The German players enjoyed some Argentinian steak today... but it was a little Messi"