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Joke of the Day

"We all know Elton John is amazing on the paino.. But did you know that he sucks on the organ?"

"Game of Thrones is exciting, but I think it's important to remember that these people are fighting over a chair"

"Singer Adele was rushed to the hospital after a fatal car accident Paramedics said they found her rolling in the jeep."

"What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's? A Friar"

"My friend David had his ID stolen the other day so now we just call him Dav."

"What did one dog say to the other dog? I like ""Hot Dogs""."

"The cop told me to put the guns down, but I couldn't... they were attached to my body."

"Who's the coolest guy at the hospital? The ultra sound guy. Who's the coolest guy when he's not around? The hip replacement guy."

"What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance? Jihad me at hello."

"I went to the library and asked for a book on rohypnol. That's the last thing I remember."